I didn't want to leave you with nothing for the weekend, although you could make the argument that a post saying I have nothing to say is, in effect, nothing. It might even be worse... after all you're wasting valuable moments of your day reading this when you could have been doing something worthwhile like playing angry birds or making a remark about the weather to a coworker whose name you forgot long ago.
I promise I tried to think of something to say to update you. As a matter of fact, I swear at one point I was on the brink of something genuinely worthwhile. I even managed to capture this close brush with insight on camera:
So I guess for now there's not much more to say other than I'm alive, healthy, and happy. Also, these pictures make me look rather tired, but I can assure you it's just the lighting and the shadow cast from my neanderthal brow line. Not the most thorough update in the world but honestly, how productive are you going to be this Friday? At least I managed to squeeze a decent amount of words out of virtually no information. For another example of my remarkable talent for this, see my senior thesis.
Happy weekend!
-Gates
Gates,
ReplyDeleteI’ll just go ahead and say what everyone is thinking – “When did Gates get so witty? Has he always been this funny or do I only now find him amusing since he is on a different continent? Will he have to declare his newfound sense of humor at customs?” While you’re saving lives, these are the questions that keep me up at night. Seriously though, your blog posts get me through the week and literally crack me up. The fans want more!